Do you know who I am?

汶

  Do you know who I am?

8 C' @0 P- _/ z6 H. O, HIt was the final exam for an English course at a university.
4 ^$ u  r7 v1 H/ qThe professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
5 h2 L! L8 I& Q  ]( ~1 I- {that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
9 a! }! a$ o" @) Xaccepted and the student would fail. [s:18]  Thirty minutes into
( W; b- H3 k4 D1 Rthe exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
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# u/ }( \5 v7 [8 W: J+ D0 {"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
3 \; i  T  T5 L/ Watated as he handed the student a booklet.
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3 u9 |. p& t6 k% x4 w( b! l"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
( W2 ^' N3 ]5 Y* w- z4 Fbegan writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
* a' ~- U! X& ]their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.
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8 Y; g" ]& l( D% O! }1 M, f, EHalf an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
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booklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
& ]2 g& ~$ i4 ^5 @6 _"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.
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"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
; {4 q) b7 J; Y6 K7 F& i' Bof completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]

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中文翻譯:

知道我是誰嗎?

大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
3 N% u6 S0 z* ]3 N0 f) O" H% @考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
4 |+ X8 a3 t9 o$ U' o; a兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
, N+ Q' O; u4 t7 u* L[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
0 X& \+ D2 a0 C5 V: n+ l9 x" M[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著
5 Y$ W* f& {8 M$ D' K) b[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
6 z, |7 n7 A/ D1 h& a& r8 W[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室

/ u) h9 H9 X, V5 c$ U& ?+ V& L看的懂嗎? [s:15]

一塌糊涂

有前途~~~~