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Do you know who I am?% F3 I! L$ Y9 Z5 A, N7 ~( Z
) }- L; R) c) |8 H7 j, |It was the final exam for an English course at a university.) [# M% C) j, }; E8 u
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam0 i/ U" d. N1 q9 f" {! n
that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
" b7 P3 n0 t5 b9 B8 K% {& raccepted and the student would fail. [s:18] Thirty minutes into
) u4 ^* R6 k4 v* r p" I8 I! Tthe exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
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"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor$ n* w" k8 J% v8 J
atated as he handed the student a booklet.; u1 K, Q {$ z: u+ e7 {% X, ?
+ p, ?; ]& C# B* x- t"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
" i3 d) |9 i1 O1 s& Abegan writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
4 S8 K3 i6 a- K `$ i8 rtheir exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.5 ]6 ~9 n& t% V/ p3 H* a3 w
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Half an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's5 @# ~ ^4 Z) N- K O- t
desk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam/ ?& h( Z3 J; Z6 L+ B8 j' d, e
booklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
& Q0 F7 s; f+ ^& g4 ~2 P$ X"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.
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1 O% j' \8 E. U0 _"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.7 k$ E! b; Q: F! A* i4 S( D3 c
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
9 O; @% v- u2 p( a9 Pof completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]
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中文翻譯:
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知道我是誰嗎?
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大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
2 n+ V$ A9 D! h3 ~( m5 P- {( f要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
+ f" a5 N* w: ^% `) t0 ?% }7 \否則就不用交了,該科也死當!7 i0 ?- e8 F( ?) V+ o2 @' q! [+ t
考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷6 J& F8 C0 N3 y; C: m% [2 s
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說4 k J1 l* n6 ] M% t
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
1 v4 A6 [5 N. j: C/ r& ?- c, \* n兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著; y- `( N4 M) a- X( s% [
又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
% c, U) a4 Z) {: z6 V( u# K$ C[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
: {& w9 W) F* C[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著2 Q' [! u8 [9 f1 p; h
[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
3 G2 }6 v; n" x* i7 E9 A! n U[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室
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